The Old Bastard

The Old Bastard. The One Who Sings. The Progenitor of Gene. Him...... Grandpa. These names are all used when describing this entity. He was the one who killed Riddick in the Great Bastard War. As he was a god-king, he had over 9000 powers and used it to his advantage. While not appearing physically strong as his old demeanor might suggest, he is fully capable of ripping a phone book in half with his bare hands and has a 9-foot vertical leap. He is a trickster god, capable of opening pocket dimensions ala mid-2000's after effect transitions. He is jovial by nature and finds great pleasure and satisfaction in singing and abusing his family. It has been stated that when he sings, locusts, plagues, and Loud House fanfic writers are summoned to wreak havoc on the world. He is without mercy. He is, The Old Bastard