Pirates of the Carribean

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Pirates of the Caribbean is an attraction at Disney Land adapted into a movie adapted into Doogal. It is really fucking good and you should watch Doogal right now. Best movie I know.

Pirates of the Caribbean is the love story of Jack Skellington and Oogy Boogy and it takes place in 2002 Neo-New Tokeo and Star Wars takes place their too. They're filming Star Wars there. It is a tale of of epic gamery, and there is a quake tournament where Jack Skellington goes. In 2002 when the first Quake tournament was held and Jack Skellington and Oogy Boogy were on opposite teams. As they're playing, T-Bo t-poses out from the sky because his name starts with t and t-posing as a concept starts with t. Cause you see, T-posing is funny cause it reminds us of our faults and hubris, we're all garbage but POTC is our one saving grace. Sorta like Three Days Grace, but less Three Doors Down. Anyways I got sidetracked, I remember watching POTC and getting a boner so hard it tore my skid marked undies and I cried. I can no longer get an erection unless I see Johny Deepp doing the funny drunk walk. A pirate's life for me yo ho.